Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Swine flu update
HELP...It has emerged today that the Swine flu is closing in on me fast. A school in Paignton Devon has closed due to the emergence of swine flu in one of the pupils.
No need to worry though the H1N1 strain is worse in Mexico outside it meerly is a pussy cat needing to be tamed, if you have it outside of Mexico Pull out your shotguns and tame the pussy, you'll soon get over it.
Economy don't give a monkeys.
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
Update to the new blog and news today
Today in the news;
Swine flu- A note to all foriegners with Swine flu "get well soon" next we know we all will go down with it mark my words, if we do not catch it we all are super humans. The trick is to stay alive- become a recluse and stay in your house do not let anyone in and anyone out, alternatively the local shotgun shop would always advise you on which shotgun will keep these peeps at bay (only kidding). A panedemic during a recession? how will the british economy hold out with the large number of people ill? The bright side of this is that Labour will have a large excuse into where british tax payers money has gone.
Gordon Brown sticks by his comments regarding MPs expenses- A note to Mr Brown, forget MPs expenses the pot of gold lies within football players salaries! Think of all the football clubs in England, place a tax on every salary in the main leagues (Premiership to league 2). This would help the recession and the national Debt.
But we would not be in this problem if people did not take out loans in the first place, people getting in to debt caused this problem. People who got into debt should have had the bailiffs sent in early to regain money which means that the banks would not have got into so much debt.
My five step plan to fixing the economy (I hope you are taking notes MR Brown)
- Raise taxes and scrap the 15% VAT cut
- Help the middle Classes and lower classes
- Set up new profit tax on major profits in sectors like Gas and electric
- Encourage enterprise in order to help people solve problems
- Tax the rich (who can afford to pay taxes) and leave the taxes as they are for any one else
Concluding notes
The economy is the centre point of the news for the past months and years now, we need to forget about it for a better Britain forget everything involving the recession and just live your life. Just because you are either unemployed or facing unemployment is not an excuse not to look for jobs, we all need to take a positive attitude and forget all the Cr*p being fed to us by the media and live our lives normally. The economy is in a cycle just like you washing, you have periods of highs and periods of lows and we are experiencing the lows presently, we will rise out of it, unfortunately you will not be told when we are out of the recession because all the news broadcasters (including BBC news) are all into the news business. This means to get as many people as possible to watch, we need to like good news, boycott bad news so the broadcasters would get the message that we want good news.
Song of the day
Far away- Nickelback
Friday, 16 March 2007
My Pet Dinosaur response
I started off by Talking about the Dinosaurs extinction and whether the dinosaurs were wiped out by the comet. But after this it turned into Jurassic Park meets the BBC. We were shown a whole range of fake tales of how they made money from the Dinosaurs. They showed live footage of Computer generated Dinosaurs with corny actor/actresses going on about their jobs and lives.
They also started to turn away from the drama and more to making the main point of the rubbish programme. The main point of the programme was to say that Birds were the original Dinosaurs. This was said because of one small piece of evidence hardly to base a theory on which was the shape of the feet.
They then piped on about how Dinosaurs evolved into Birds and escaped the asteroid. They supposedly pinpointed dinosaurs tracks. But if they are related to birds what would say it was a dinosaur footprint not a print of an emu or similar sized bird.
If they call Horizon the programme of the year they will prove the fact that dinosaurs are still around today and are the people who vote for Horizon!